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As I was walking, I saw a machine that could supposedly guess how I would die , by piercing a finger with a needle.

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My brother sounds like an elephant when he walks

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I grinned at him and said, “I knew my daughters new puppy would run straight into the busy road if I let him outside, that’s why I did it.”

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As I was done having sex with my girlfriend I tried to get a conversation started. NSFW

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I love riots and protests.

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I have learned that after death, your essence is transported into a new alternate universe in which you evade that which killed you.

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I told the genie that for my third and final wish, I wanted my family to be happy.

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"Yes I'm a virgin", I replied.

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As the end of my life approached, I fully accepted my death.

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I sat inside my cabin and wondered how everyone in the world just mysteriously disappeared.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
As I was walking, I saw a machine that could supposedly guess how I would die , by piercing a finger with a needle.	27
My brother sounds like an elephant when he walks	27
I grinned at him and said, “I knew my daughters new puppy would run straight into the busy road if I let him outside, that’s why I did it.”	27
As I was done having sex with my girlfriend I tried to get a conversation started. NSFW	27
I love riots and protests.	27
I have learned that after death, your essence is transported into a new alternate universe in which you evade that which killed you.	27
I told the genie that for my third and final wish, I wanted my family to be happy.	27
"Yes I'm a virgin", I replied.	27
As the end of my life approached, I fully accepted my death.	27
I sat inside my cabin and wondered how everyone in the world just mysteriously disappeared.	27